Killer quote: "Water?" (Her assistant Dale hands her the water) "Alright, let's see if this thing is working...ohhhhh!" (Squirts water all over Dale's pants) "I'm sorry, I'm a squirter, Dale. Oh, you know what? I think I can make out our little friend there..." (Squirts more water on Dale's pants) "Oooh, shabbat shalom, somebody's circumcised!"

Killer quote: " Bridget...if walking past office was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt...can only say that it has failed parlously."

Killer quote: "By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

Killer quote:

Bob Cratchit (Donald Calthrope): "Mr. Scrooge?"

Ebenezer: "I'm busy."

Bob Cratchit: "Well, it's about Mr. Marley, sir! He's dying!"

Ebenezer: "Well, what do you want me to do about it? If he's dying, he's dying."

Killer quote: "Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office. And if you say another word Andrew here is going to have you thrown out on your a** - OK?"

Killer quote: “Holden was a thief and a disturbed young man and what happened was a sad thing. Perhaps we can learn a lesson from this tragedy like don't steal and don't be disturbed.”

Killer quote: "Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact."

Cutting quote: “If you think I am going to be intimidated or stopped by you three dim-witted broads you're mistaken! No woman takes me on and gets away with it! I'm gonna get loose. I'm gonna get loose even if I have to kill one of you to do it! I will not hesitate to kill a woman!”

Killer quote: “Fox, where the hell are you? I am losing MILLIONS! You got me into this airline and you sure as hell better get me out or the only job you'll ever have on the Street is SWEEPING IT! You hear me, Fox?"

Killer quote: (Upon reading Tess' day planner) "Why that little... slut! B****! Secretary!"

Killer quote:

Lucy Kelson: "You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven."

George Wade: "That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material."

Killer quote: (Turning mad as Tom leaves) "Oh, you son-of-a-b****. You get back in here and finish what you started. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? (Tom ignores her as heads down the stairs) "You get back in here and finish what you started or you're f***in' dead. You are F***IN' DEAD!"

Killer quote: “You are nothing! If you were in my toilet, I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!”

Cutting quote: “We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.”

Killer quote: “I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, okay? Oh, and I almost forgot, I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, okay?”

Killer quote: "It's your behavior... It's very bad."

Killer quote:

Kevin Lomax (Keanu reeves): "God dammit, what did you do to my wife?"

John Milton: "Well, on a scale of one to ten... ten being the most depraved act of sexual theatre know to man... one being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomaxes' household... I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about..." (Counts on his fingers) "...seven."

Killer quote: “Normally, it takes years to work your way up to the twenty-seventh floor. But it only takes thirty seconds to be out on the street again. You dig?”

Killer quote: “Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.”

Killer quote:

Rob Slolom (Bill Hader): "Wow. 8 Oscars, 400 million dollars at the box office, and you saved Tugg Speedman's career."

Les Grossman: "I couldn't have done it without you."

Rob Slolom: "Really?"

Les Grossman: "No, d***head. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties."

Killer quote:

Mark Zuckerberg: "You signed the papers."

Eduardo Saverin (Andrew Garfield): (almost in tears) "You set me up."

Mark Zuckerberg: "You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?"

Killer quote: "Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband."

Killer quote: “I want ideas from you people. This is what you're paid for. And by the way, the next time I send an audience research report around, you'd all better read it, or I'll sack the f***ing lot of you. Is that clear?”

Killer quote: “Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some f***ing regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some f***ing Jane fucking Austen novel!"

Killer quote: "But can he do the job. I know he can get the job but can he DO the job? I'm NOT arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with YOU. I'm not ARGUING that with you. I'm not ARGUING that with you Harry! Harry... Harry... Yeah Harry... but can he DO the job. I know he can GET the job but can he do the job?"

Killer quote: "What are you but a warped, frustrated young man? A miserable little clerk crawling in here on your hands and knees and begging for help. No securities, no stocks, no bonds. Nothin' but a miserable little $500 equity in a life insurance policy. You're worth more dead than alive!"

Killer quote: “What did you think? That you were an ordinary police officer? You're our product, and we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?”

Killer quote: (To his co-worker's wife) "You know, I have a very bad reputation"

Killer quote: “You want my opinion? You’re job is to share my opinion, don’t waste my time.”